“Has anybody been watching the debates lately? You’ve got a governor whose state is on fire denying climate change. It’s true. You’ve got audiences cheering at the prospect of somebody dying because they don’t have healthcare and booing a service member in Iraq because they’re gay. That’s not reflective of who we are.”—
I had to check the news to make sure this quote was authentic (and it is)
If you feel the need to buy your friends and listen to every word that they say due to a hierarchical system
If you act like trash and can’t control yourself in a public situation
If you don’t know when to stop and throw up on your self in MY CAR
If you feel the need to talk in a high pitched tone just like all of your other “friends”
If you consider learning a foreign alphabet and only utilizing it in an animal-like, tribal sense
If you follow a ridiculous dress code despite the weather
If you refuse to talk to your friends you know outside of the group due to an ordinance by your purchased friends
If you have a process of scrutinizing and testing new members of your group to make sure they’re “worthy”, because the money they pay isn’t enough
If you happen to fall into these categories, you’re more than likely a “Greek”. Not a real Greek, but a pretentious, assassin failure of a social butterfly who’s only apparently viable option was to spend good, hard earned money on a bunch of half witted morons who can tell you what to do despite of your monetary contribution. They act trashy, speak loudly, and have an overbearing sense of pride in an organization that does nothing to contribute to our society.
"No! DZ, Phi Mu, Gamma Phi, etc, aren’t like that! We keep it classy unlike the other ones ;)"
No, your don’t. The basic principle of the organization is still in tact; you bought your friends because you’re too insecure about yourself to go out and make your own.